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Dear Louie: Whacky Khadafy’s Brooklyn love letters

Brooklyn Daily

A Canarsie man who famously collects the autographs of world leaders lost one of his favorite pen pals last week when Libyan strongman Moammar Khadafy was killed.

Louis Schlamowitz received four signed pictures and letters from the eccentric authoritarian ruler, who took time from his busy day job — turning oil-rich Libya into one of the world’s most repressive regimes — to correspond with the retired florist and Bay View Houses resident for more than two decades, beginning in the Carter Administration.

“He was a good pen pal,” said Schlamowitz, who’s sent thousands of letters to world leaders asking for their autographs, and owns a collection of 6,000 signed pictures of everyone from Herbert Hoover to Anwar Sadat To Barack Obama. “Khadafy didn’t have to reply back to me, but he did.”

True to form, the notoriously long-winded despot answered Schlamowitz’s initial autograph request with a rambling, incoherent and paranoid two-page letter strewn with hateful references to Israel, America and the West — an unconventional approach towards currying favor with an American Jew.

“We call upon our friends all over the world to use every possible means to remind the American administration of its wrong policy,” Khadafy wrote, in reference to the United States’s reaction to the Iranian hostage crisis, then in its first days.

Khadafy rambled on, subjecting Schlamowitz to a diatribe on the unequal distribution of foreign aid and his own dire predictions of the consequences of an American military campaign in Libya.

“If America carried out an act of aggression against us, we will become a second Vietnam,” Khadafy warned.

The deranged colonel ended his harangue with an upbeat “Best wishes!”

Schlamowitz stored the 1981 letter and three others that Khadafy sent to him in a loose-leaf binder dedicated to his correspondence with a who’s-who list of 20th century Middle East power brokers.

They include former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, who sent the indefatigable autograph hound a dozen signed photos before relinquishing power earlier this year, and longtime Palestinian Liberation Organization leader Yasser Arafat.

None met a bloodier end than Khadafy, but Schlamowitz — ever the consummate pro — only mourned his death long enough to make room in his binder for Libya’s next leader, whoever that is.

“Khadafy’s gone,” Schlamowitz said. “That’s the way the system works.”

Reach reporter Daniel Bush at dbush@cnglocal.com or by calling (718) 260-8310.

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